x factor - leona lewis to start drinking and pole dancing to gain american audience

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Leona Lewis really wants to make it in the USA. After having been discovered in the UK, and just about everything she does from now on will sell very well in the UK, there is nothing left to conquer here. With her contract with Sony and Clive Davis, she has consulted with image makers that tell her that she must change her image to make it in the USA.

Squeaky clean, non drinking, early to bed, no drugs, no meat, no controversy is not going to make a career in the USA. There are hundreds of talented singers without a break in the USA. If you read the tabloids and daily gossip, you never hear about these squeaky clean people. To be famous in the USA, you just about have to kill someone or attempt to kill yourself to get noticed. Even that is not a guarantee that you will even make the American Blogs. They have to know about you and must know your name for even that to gain any importance.

Rob Tencer is the expert on dating to be famous, and advises Leona Lewis to try dating a high profile US celebrity, and then following it up with your new (alleged) drinking addiction that you aquire for the sake of fame, and your whoring it up at a strip club dancing on stage on a stripper pole. But first make sure before you try any of these stunts, that there is press, paparazzi, and that the US will care. While the news is sure to get back to the UK, it will be passed on by the US media machine.

While Rob Tencer advises against using addictions of alcohol or drugs in any way or means, it may at least make you seem like one of the Hollywood elite. Becoming one of them might make you more important in the eyes of the American public.

Seriously, it is quite ridiculous for Leona Lewis to be making these kinds of comments:

“At the moment I don’t drink alcohol - it tastes like hairspray. Maybe I’ll get a taste for it and go off the rails.”

About being a whore, to help her career, Leona Lewis will not be able to rid herself of these low class statements:

“I do belly dancing - it’s great for your abs. My mum used to teach ballet and always told me to work out doing something I enjoyed. I would try pole dancing.”

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