Your writing sucks! Think you can write better stories? If you’re mad about THE X FACTOR and want to contribute to our blog, we’re always on the look out for creative and talented young writers with something to say. If you have the writing bug, we’d love to hear from you.Oh no she isn’t…. beyonce transformed into pantomime freak by factor stylists
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In what can only be described as oozing backstreet hooker trash chic, Beyonce exploded onto the X Factor finale stage shaking her booty for everything it was worth. Fans who may have wanted to see a more demure and elegant Beyonce were sorely disappointed. Nothing worked for her from the cheap tacky shoes through to the zillions of sparkly bits that lunged laser beam like steaks of light everywhere. “I am beyonce and I have come to destroy your planet”.
The hair was wrong, the makeup made her look more like a Bollywood dancing extra and there seemed to be fierce competition in the skin toning down wars, as to who the producers wanted to look more white - her or ALEXANDRA BURKE, who over the past few weeks has become more pale skinned, in some sort of freakish ethnic cleansing exercise. Perhaps inspired by the Michael Jackson influence on the show, these girls are losing their ethnic heritage, faster than the Australians stamped out the Aborigines.
And what is going on with all that vocal shrieking and shouting? The cocktail glass I was sipping almost shattered as beyonce screeched higher and higher up the vocal scale. I’m so pleased I had my earmuffs to keep me warm during our cold spell. They helped to drown out some of the noise during beyonce’s performance. She sounded like a cat being stabbed. Coming to a pantomime near you soon…. She’s behind you!
