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What is the point of beyonce? She is appearing now on the x factor final live and Dermott ants in the pants O’leary built her up into s near Godlike figure, saying ‘She is singing live’. Well you could tell it was live. (As opposed to the mime britney spears did on the LIVE show with womanizer)
She wore a golden leopard print dress with skin tight black rubber leggings. The sound was truly abyssmal as she sand that dirgy ‘If I was A Boy’ song which has been infuriating me all this past week on the radio. Surrounded by pulsating, guitar wielding escapees from the Mad Max movie, she warbles, howled and oh-oh-oh-wa-woah-woed her way through her performance.
This has to be one of the most talked up, hyped and pointless celebrities in the world. She can’t sing, she resembles one of those chocolate Lindt reindeer (and is about the same size) and her being on the x factor was nothing more than an attempt to boost Alexandra Burke.
In what can only be described as oozing backstreet hooker trash chic, Beyonce exploded onto the X Factor finale stage shaking her booty for everything it was worth. Fans who may have wanted to see a more demure and elegant Beyonce were sorely disappointed. Nothing worked for her from the cheap tacky shoes through to the zillions of sparkly bits that lunged laser beam like steaks of light everywhere. “I am beyonce and I have come to destroy your planet”.
The hair was wrong, the makeup made her look more like a Bollywood dancing extra and there seemed to be fierce competition in the skin toning down wars, as to who the producers wanted to look more white - her or ALEXANDRA BURKE, who over the past few weeks has become more pale skinned, in some sort of freakish ethnic cleansing exercise. Perhaps inspired by the Michael Jackson influence on the show, these girls are losing their ethnic heritage, faster than the Australians stamped out the Aborigines.
And what is going on with all that vocal shrieking and shouting? The cocktail glass I was sipping almost shattered as beyonce screeched higher and higher up the vocal scale. I’m so pleased I had my earmuffs to keep me warm during our cold spell. They helped to drown out some of the noise during beyonce’s performance. She sounded like a cat being stabbed. Coming to a pantomime near you soon…. She’s behind you!
X Factor judges Simon Cowell, Luis Walsh and Cheryl Tramp Stamp Cole are intended targets of Scientologists, as the creepy organisation tries to recruit people of celebrity influence into its clutches. I am told Danii Minogue was considered so insignificant, despite the immediate qualification of her more talented alien squid headed sister Kylie, that she is not included on their list.
This could lead to Xfactor finalist being pressured into worshipping the weird concepts Scientologists promote. Famous Scientologists include Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and John Travolta. The My Name is Earl actor is also a Scientologist, but we don’t consider him to be very famous.
Can you imagine an Xfactor of the future, when they would have to sing space related songs “Starman”, “Space Oddity”, “Fly Me To the Moon” and others, wired up to portable electronic machines listening to ridiculous stories about men from the Plantet Zaarg. Of course, it would enable Cheryl Cole to justify the tin foil effect slimming tracksuit she probably has tucked away in the wardrobe. No one could normally be as stick thin emaciated and undernourished as she looks with extreme slimming methods.
The connection with X Factor Scientology is already there. Britney Spears’ dreadful lip synching on the show to the awful ’Womaniser’ song. She recently contacted the Top Gun star dwarf Tom Cruise to learn about Scientology. She is reportedly interested in the science fiction based so called ’religion’ to help her come to terms with her personal difficulties. I think it will take a lot more than being wired up and worshipping alien planet invading overlords to sort that girl’s life out. I think this is the last thing she needs in the weirdness stakes.
Spears told a friend: “I have met Katie (Holmes) a few times, so I called her up and just started asking questions about Scientology. I’m always open to new things.
“Then Tom wanted to talk to me about it, so I did. He was nice and answered all my questions and sent me books.” Cruise has been trying to recruit David and uber stick insect wife Victoria Bekham to learn about Scientology. The cult is accused of using brain washing techniques to snare its members, raking in hundreds of thousands of pounds from their wallets. A definite barren ground there as far as the Beckhams go, as there isn’t much brain power there for washing to begin with.
We can be sure of one thing. These celebrities are so mixed up and off the kooky scale to begin with. The last thing they need is to be watching the skies for signs of space cadets and lizard type creatures with a fat bulbous head, aerodynamic hair and who talk in a strange monotone. That role is already fulfilled by spotty teen Eoghan Quigg.
During her toe curling final singing performance on last Saturday’s X Factor, there was a moment of apprehension as the Quigg creature ran onto the stage with arms flailing, scooping the stick insect like Vickers into a full on rugby tackle. My sources tell me that security men were up ready to pounce fearing a suicide bomber, following the recent death threats to the show by Islamonazis condemning the charity record ‘Heroes’ being released in favour of British war veterans and their families.
An expert lip reader has contacted me saying they studied the film of Quigg’s stage invasion.
During the show Vickers (who has a boyfriend, 18-year-old student Chris Jones) was romantically linked to X Factor contestant Eoghan Quigg, 16. She insisted they are just close friends, but when Diana was giving her last song, an emotionally distraught Quigg galloped on to the stage embracing her, sobbing uncontrollably “No please don‘t leave me“ and “I love you”.
Vickers later claimed: “He just said he was proud of me and that he was going to miss me. That’s it really. “They all (rest of semi finalists) came on with Eoghan and I loved it. When I think about that moment it looks like a Kodak moment that I’ll have forever.”
Our expert lip reader told me “I couldn’t be 100% sure, but I thought I saw Vickers say “Get off me you potato faced freak - you are ruining my milking the public’s sympathy”
In a swift moment, Diana Cruella de Vickers has crushed poor Quiggy’s teen boy heart, having manipulated the public’s cutesy choice by leading an on off romance with him, two timing by meeting her boyfriend Chris Jones for kinky public sex frolics in the back of his mini car parked in back alleyways. A resident of a local mobile home site (caravan park), unemployed single mother of 5, Amber Curry (20) said “Say what you like about her - this is one classy girl”
If being a blackmailed mediocre nobody is bad enough for most, imagine how it feels to be a blackmailed X Factor finalist being financially squeezed, or at the very least, held to emotional ransom by a creepy, stalking ex boyfriend. That my friends and X Factor junkies all over the world, is the pressure facing our delightful finalist Alexandra.
Her ex boyfriend who having somehow either with her consent or not, has kept a sex romp video of him and our Leona Lewis Mk 2 entrant Alexandra at it like rabbits. Not content to have kept this recording, presumably as a playback event to review his performance or lack of it, he is hawking it around the British media seeking £100,000 (about $250 million dollars due to the state of the US economy because of Bushist economic policies). Alexandra is said to be ‘loosing sleep’ over the prospects it could be leaked onto the internet‘. Well my dear girl… it didn’t seem to do any harm for Paris Hilton, Pammie Anderson or a whole string of celebs who just don’t seem to understand, that celebrity and home made pornos equal possible future embarrassment. The rule is simple people… if you don’t want anyone to see your pink bits, don’t parade in front of the camera or mobile phone when you’re on the job.
Now don’t get me wrong, I think Alexandra is a beautiful and elegant girl. I just don’t think I want to be seeing her private parts flashed all over the myriad of x rated web sites who will let you have a flash of muff for an instant one time low payment. If it had been the really tall sexy guy from JLS who looks very much as if he’s got a rocket in his pocket, then that’s a different matter. I doubt however if the pint sized main singer from JLS could compete with that in any event. More in his case of being hung like a chipmunk to the eagle eyed bouncy trousered JLS dance routine observers.
Alexandra of course has a huge dilemma over this sex tape recording. If she wins the £1million deal in the final, then she could easily afford to pay off the sordid tape cost demands. If she does a Leona and becomes mega famous and rich in the process, the cost could be considerably higher. My advice, would be for her to do as many semi nude and nude centrespreads as she can possible cram into the next 6 days before the final on Saturday night. That way, the impact of any leaked sex tape images are negated, and hey, if she’s savvy about it, she can coin in a lot of cash from her own efforts into the bargain!
So this year, we have had the on off romance and bed hopping between the Quigg boy and the deceiving stroppy little Madam Diane Vickers, the shock discovery allegedly in the X Factor celebs bathroom of a positive pregnancy test, the rumours of much bedroom swapping by contestants and now Alex Burke’s saucy video activities. I’m surprised the show’s promoters didn’t just call it Sex Factor instead.
I think her chances of winning are now diminished because of this. In some sort of ‘Miss World Stripped of Title’ prevention management, I am sure the X Factor promoters are already rigging the votes to avoid any future risk of being embroiled in a new sex scandal. JLS seem certain to sweep the board now, thanks to Alexandra’s unguarded kinky film fetish.
For anyone who is interested, if you want to pay good cash for a ten minute sex recording, send the cash to me via paypal and I’ll willingly switch my webcam on and hustle my ass. Unlike some people who seem to think the past won’t creep up and bite them squarely on the ass, I would be aware of my cinematic exhibitionism and the consequences I could face. Maybe Alexandra knew this would happen and what better way to catapult her even further onto the front pages of the newspapers this week, than a sordid kinky sex story. Her publicist is either a total genius or a complete eggnog.
It is true, bad song choices can sink a competitor’s chances and if it was based purely on ability and talent, the Quigg creature should have fallen at the first hurdle. Of course Quigg was gutted that the deceiving, two timing, emotion twisting Diana Vickers was ejected tonight. His and her teen boy fumblings in the X Factor green room have come crushing to an end.
At least Quig’s hair was cropped shorter this week. Over the past few weeks it had sprouted like some out of control privet hedge. His performances were not hedge like at all, but rather weedy.
A rendition of Busted’s Year Three Thousand - the only thing that was busted, was his delivery. Vickers performance was nothing but bubble coated cat squealing surrounded by ridiculous dance routines. Her second song though, was completely dreadful, as if listening to Dido is not suicidal enough, Vickers murdered it and my ears almost bled.
The Quigg creature shouted and croaked his way through a rendition of Abba’s Does your Mother Know You’re Out?… I was wishing Quigg’s mother had kept him in tonight. Bad outfit, bad choreography, awful performance. Despite all the tongue poking and puppy dog eyes glaring at us, this year’s X Factor has confirmed to me loudly - kids should just not be allowed to enter if it means being subjected to this onslaught of lack lustre performances and zero talent.
The worst of all during this week’s X Factor, was the nauseating, false and plastic emotion and sincerity shown by The Primani Princess, Chief Ambassador of the Charvas (North East England word for Chavs, Pikeys, Hillbilly) Cheryl Tramp Stamp Cole. At one point, I actually threw my Nestle’s Matchmaker I was sucking on at the TV screen.
Anymore fake support or crocodile tears from this door to door Gypsy peg seller will make me want to run up the high street with a shotgun…. And guess who would be the prime targets - Quigg, Vickers and Cole. Cole first.
In a special summary of this season on the x factor, we have been contacted by last years girls group HOPE member sisi jghalef.
Rob Tencer interviewed sisi jghalef, and sisi jghalef answered in her own words and emails back.
Q: What do you think of the new judge Cheryl Cole?
Hi rob! Thanx 4 the opportunity! Well where do i start? This years x factor certainly had me gripped with the new judge cheryl cole. cheryl coles feisty and realism is just what the show needed as the panel of simon cowell and the arse lickers was lookin like a bunch of old battle axes judging a karaoke contest that was last year lol!
In fact i think the only judge who has any balls 2 stand up 2 simon cowell is cheryl cole. With her gordie working class background, sassy personality and experience in reality t.v stardom, she is by far the best judge 2 date!
Q: Why such kind words for cheryl cole? Has she ever helped you, or said something nice about you?
No cheryls neva helped me but i met her husband an he said he had liked me so i feel bad slaggin her off! But her accent yuk! And she thinks shes got a clue about vocal range and pitch and shes hardly mariah carey but i do really like her lol! The whole of the u.k will hate me if i slag her off! But like her and danni i think there not the best of singers/songwriters so what do they know? But she is a great talent spotter, her groups were amazing! Don’t print the gordie accent thing, the whole of northern england will h8 me lol! Fuck em!
Q: What did you think of the way that the show is bullying Dannii Minogue?
It was good 2 c my old friend danni minogue, but i couldn’t understand why simon cowell and the media were bulling her? (sobbing uncontrollably) Leave danni alone lol!
Q: how much do you hate Louis Walsh? Do you think his job is in jeopardy?
And poor louis walsh looks like a lap dog that does anything 2 hang on 2 his job including bum sucking simon cowell so much i’m embarassed 4 him!
Q: What do you think of simon cowell this year?
as for simon he looks as plastic as he is fake and is desperate 2 hang on 2 his youthful “good looks”! What a show its been!
Q: do you think the show is fixed? Do you think they have already decided the winner?
With austin drage and laura white being voted off in the early stages i cant help but think the show is a fix! As i was involved last year, i knew from day 1, that i was to make it to the live show, and that as long as we sang in tune, we would sail through! The fact that hope were in the bottom 2 every week but were miracoulsly saved each week by simon cowell and his cronies was a clear indication that the girls were suppose 2 win. Had i have still been there, they probably would of!
Q: What do you think of JLS and Girlband?
What really made me laugh was the boy and girl group they put together ha ha ha! No looks, No talent, no personality, no x factor lmao What a joke!
Then we come 2 the groups, girlband what a joke, ridiculous! Ur neva gonna find another sisi jghalef, so get over it! And the same for the other girls in bad lashes. And then we have the 4 wimps in wifebeaters! I want to like them i really do, but there just like 4 divs (idiots) who need 2 grow some balls! Not my cuppa tea, the facial expressions and the britney spears rendition had me in stitches! Grow up boys, we want a man band lol!
Q: What did you think of Rachel Hylton on the x factor? Any similarities between you and her?
Then there was rachel hylton, wow what a woman! Drugs, jail, 5 kids and now has a no 1 single, really should inspire those who are on the wrong path that they 2 can follow their dreams and realize there is more 2 life, than street life! Her voice is amazing even though she did seem 2 crack under the pressure in the final shows. Which leads me 2 believe my conspiracy theories that its a fix and that some contestants are given shitty songs 2 sing an phone lines are fix as with rhydian last year! Then again they are singing live which must be nerve wracking and i admire there courage.
Q: what did you think of Austin Drage, Eoghan Quigg and Danial Evans?
From simon’s category i can only remember austin drage. Lovely bloke who i remember from boot camp last year. Austin Drage has an amazing voice so why was he voted off so early? Maybe to make way for simon’s protege eoghan or the fact that a guy crying his eyes out every 5 minutes is so un sexy! Grow sum balls u wimp!
As for eoghan quigg, I love him, I love his personality and voice and he has really kept it together. better than the old bloke, whats his name again daniel evans? Anyway, another crooner slips through the net, mind u i didn’t think much of the 25s an over so the people they picked were probably the best they had 2 work with!
Q: What did you think of Ruth Lorenzo?
Ruth Lorenzo, I didnt quite get her at first, but shes grown on me even through her shouty naslie performances i thought she had a great personality and was sad 2 see her go!
Q: What did you think about Britney Spears mime performance on the x factor live show?
Britney on the other hand proved, though i love her, u need absolutely no vocal talent at all. All you need is some one 2 rain on you and your a superstar! What really made me laugh was her introduction, which something along the lines of britney spears performs now! lol, not live, now lol! I was pissin myself! Great way 2 show someone with x factor, someone who cant sing live, or even mime well and looks so spaced out like shes sniffed a gram of coke! What a joke! and the way they hyped her up as tho she was better than mariah carey is an insult, mariah carey should boycott all of simon cowell’s shows!
Q: what did you think of laura white? Did you think it was horrible that diana vickers didn’t even have to sing for laura white to be kicked off the show?
As for the laura white and her situation. what moron would send laura white home over the possessed spanish she devil ruth lorenzo? Louis walsh that’s who! I think the whole situation was Again rigged with simon lookin fiercly at louis like you’ll be replaced by tomorrow if you let ruth lorenzo go!
Q: what do you think of diana vickers and her chances to win the x factor?
Which brings me 2 diana! The yodling yorkshire terrier is funny 2 watch, her hands are like another being performing With her lol! But i like her unique quirky style, even if the hand thing is a bit scary!
Q: what do you think of alexandra burke and her chances to win the x factor?
And last but not least is alexandra burke, i cant fault her. She is my favourite by far, she can sing, dance and act! Surely a person can’t be that nice all the time can they? Maybe i’m just a bitch, but it would be nice 2 see her pissed off or angry?! She seems like shes holding back another side 2 her and if i hear her declare her undying love for cheryl cole one more time i’ll b sick! I much preferred the beef with danni minogue and the rotweiler, but i am a drama queen! So yeah, alexandra burke should win
Q: do eoghan quigg or diana vickers have a chance to win the x factor?
but i think eoghan quigg or whateva his name is, or diana vickers will win this year even though i see no star quality in any of them except alexandra burke! Nether the lest i wish them all the best as they seek fame and fortune and success! And see how long it takes for us 2 forget about them!
Fix fix fix! I’ve been there, i know what i’m talking about! Simon himself said diana will win so ther u go! Make her sit it out in mariah week how convenient would they have done the same 4 laura? Obviously not!? They managed 2 get most of the best singers and potential winners 2 make it easier 4 heidi hi the yodeler 2 make the finals! These shows are all full of shit an they probably realized laura would be harder 2 control than the others! Shame but at least she has the recognition now, and i’m sure she got a record deal out of it!
Q: What are you up to Sisi Jghalef? We could never forget about you!
Have you been arrested lately? Did someone get you mad? Are you like the incredible hulk?, For real, have you used your wonderful singing voice, and beautiful good looks to get any recording deals?
I have just finished singing alongside a huge grammy award winning artist, after they realized my potential, and have made a dream come true for me!
I really feel that my being axed is a blessing in disguise and has made me more determined and has allowed me to retain my creative credibility which is very important to me as an artist.!
All of the people who don’t make it as the winner of the x factor or any singing or dancing show should know, that your dreams don’t end when you are no longer on the show.
Thank u so much rob tencer!
Sisi will be back next week, with her summary of todays live show. We HOPE to get her on video.
x factor feminine judges dannii minogue and supreme efeminine louis walsh have nothing left to discuss rationally, since louis walsh made dannii minogue cry, except a britney spears live show catfight.
Little boy loving louis walsh deserves the royal beating he will receive during britney spears week, and everyone would finally have something to cheer about.
Can you believe cheryl cole won’t be part of the catfight?
There is always next year cheryl. Besides, you will get enough teasing and given the cold shoulder from the other members of girls aloud, on your last tour together. Cheryl cole, they hate you for your flaunting that you have now become more famous then them.
Lastly, how can any of you judges live with yourself with the cheating you did for diana vickers to stay on the x factor and the criminal activity of getting rid of laura white so early?
if there was ever a time to shine, rachel hylton proved she could outshine jls, even though they were much more loved by the fans. if this is about singing, then we are happy that rachel hylton finally proved she can sing. louis walsh and cheryl TRAMP STAMP cole are not judging this based on singing ability, and vote for pure sex appeal. Simon Cowell votes for popularity, so he has to choose jls.
dannii minogue is the only x factor judge to base the performance on singing ability. we love you dannii minogue for staying true to singing ability, but it proved you are all alone.
x factor fans replied to why they hate louis walsh so much, and here is one of the latest replies:
We hate Louis Walsh because he is a nasty, bitter, spiteful lepachaun! He has nothing positive to say and when he does, he contradicts himself on the next show.
your comments are still being taken on why you hate louis walsh so much… let us know what you think, and why you hate louis walsh so much
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