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America can’t get enough of the Brits. They have loved us since the Pilgrim Fathers first landed there (with the exception of the War of Independence of course). Americans love all things British and the latest export is bound to receive some mixed reactions.
Primani Princess cheryl cole is about to pack up sticks and head off into pioneer country. With the imminent break up of Girls Aloud looming, Simon Cowell wants to take her there and launch her into the American mainstream TV, chat shows and x factor spin offs. We think that will be the best place for her in the graveyard of so called trans Atlantic celebrities, then we won’t have to put up with her in Britain anymore.
As she attempts to joining the American army of anorexic ally thin, bones sticking out celebrity D listers (remember Victoria Bekham’s efforts?), we would suggest an English language translator is hired as no one will understand a word she says.
Its not often I find myself agreeing with the loathsome and reptilian creature that is Germaine Greer. Many of you will know her as a ‘talking head’ that pops up on the ’Grumpy Old Women’ TV show.
She is the Australian accent droning feminist anarchic Marxist, that wrote the book ‘The Female Eunuch’, which was basically a rant against men, seeking to rally other similarly fat ugly females who can’t find husbands to her particular cause.
Asked about women in mainstream television she has commented about our nation’s current favourite of the month Cheryl Cole. Greer said “Cheryl Cole could never be a good female role model. There isn’t enough of her to go round - she’s too thin”.
Girls usually like make up - talking about boys - fluffy little kitten - Lambrini - make and bake sets and oeghan quigg.
But the thought of Greer who is basically a man in an unflattering 1930s floral pattern dress, and Cole spearheading the cause for greater female emancipation is intriguing. Maybe that’s why cheryl daubed herself with such ugly tattoos in an attempt to defeminise herself.
Vogue magazine cover girl Cheryl Cole has been dubbed a style icon of 2008 by some of the gossip magazines in Britain. But most of these gossip magazines are lining up to make cheryl cole their cover girl with her wishes and support or without her support buying paparazzi photo’s instead . If they do want her support, they must follow a strict guideline of not reporting about her boozing nights at the clubs, her anorexic and unhealthy weight, her enhanced boob job, nor may they comment on anything negative that cheryl cole has done to lose ashley on her own.
They are limited to talking about cheryl not wearing her wedding ring, which has been rumoured to be lost, and not worn for that reason alone.
Have some guts to stand up to cheryl cole
We applaud all gossip magazines to dare go up against cheryl cole and her media machine, and print the truth, even if it means hurting cheryl cole’s image as a clean and non drinking party girl, who occasionally has fun with the girls.
Cheryl Cole vs. Bay Garnett - one turbulent Vogue photo shoot
This month cheryl cole appears on the cover of Vogue magazine (UK version, not the prestigious American one) and it was a struggle to also attain an article with inside photo’s in the first place.
Bay Garnett is one of the most respected stylists in the fashion world and cole stormed out of their photo shoot claiming she was being ‘dissed’ (that is disrespected for those of you who don’t speak chav) and ignored. On the other hand, you have feisty cheryl cole, who is known for her explosive temper. While Bay and Cheryl butted heads, over cheryl cole’s supposed sense of style, and the genius styling of Bay Garnett. It appears cheryl won out, because during the photo shoot, cheryl cole was draped in gold material, a particular favourite for classless women who seek to hide their basic, down trodden roots aspiring to grandiose couture. Bay could not have been more against this lack of style that cheryl cole presented with, and forced getting her way. Princess she indeed is. With her attraction to cheap looking, ill fitting outfits, slovenly trakkies, caps and street slut outfits, she is known as the Primani Princess. Primark aspiring to be Armani.
Cheri baby’s fashion spread appears in February 09. Be sure you have your sunglasses ready to reflect the flare from the tacky bling she will inevitably be wearing.
Please feed anorexic and sickly looking cheryl cole
At this time of year we are reminded of the unfortunates, who have so little and that is quite right too. We all need to show compassion. Band Aid showed the way with their record breaking charity singles and concerts and so many thin, malnourished people were helped by Bob Geldof’s campaigns.
Following the wider audience x factor has been reaching, there are calls for Band Aid to come back with another fund raiser for the starving. Are we talking war torn Chad, or Zimbabwe or Ethiopia? No dear readers. This year, it seems the campaign will be targeted towards Cheryl Tramp Stamp Cole, who has left viewers gasping and almost running for the double chocolate muffins, as she appeared week after week visibly thinner. To such a degree that when she turned sideways, it was virtually impossible to see her.
cheryl cole is a bad role image
Only a few years ago when she joined Girls Aloud, Cheryl was a plump and curvy girl. As soon as her low self esteem issues took hold and her determination to snag a footballer player became her main purpose in life, she slimmed and slimmed down to frightening and dangerous proportions, until she is now nothing more than a bag of bones, and being quite tall, it makes her appearance more ghoulish and bedraggled. For a supposed role model to young girls, she is dangerously thin.
What is the message cheryl cole and the girls aloud anorexic bags of bones sending to the children and adults, by advertising kit kat chocolate, but never really eating what they sell.
Is the message to eat this to look like us, or is the message simply saying; hears something you can puke?
body genocide from der furher
Glamour magazines, lad’s mags and fashion photos pressure young girls into losing weight and becoming shadows of the proportions they should naturally be. This is almost body genocide and the jackbooted storm troopers in our pop industry, march ever forward stamping their vision of a utopia filled with uber thin waiflets. Cheryl Cole is der fuhrer in chief with her Biafaran body size and blondening hair.
cole needs help and fast
Last Saturday’s final saw her draped in a medieval cape style frock in a silver fabric. She looked like a tinfoil wrapped turkey twizzler. Cherly Cole is too thin and hopefully, Sir Bob Geldof and Band Aid will be able to come to her rescue quickly. Their original call was “feed the world”. Now its more a case of “Feed the Cole”.
Thousands of fans are lining up to be the first to see the x factor live tour which kicks off in February in Aberdeen. Taking in 25 shows across the country.
But promoters are expressing caution that ticket sales may be effected due to this year’s x factor being the most controversial series, laden with allegations of vote rigging, conspiracy by judges to promote their own protégés with the best song choices, and not least, the bitter rumours of sex tapes and drugs.
After one of the most exciting finales of recent years, Alexandra burke was crowned as this year’s winner, only to see her reign already marred by shock newspaper stories of infidelity and husband stealing.
The tickets are priced at £28.50 except northern Ireland where they are £31.50. One disgruntled girl from Belfast, Kylie Minogue (no relation to the squid headed sister of x factor judge Danii Minogue) told us “I spent around £72 on phone calls speed dial voting for Oeghan Quigg. It’s a rip off they are charging us more than the rest of the UK to see him”
I couldn’t agree more with Miss Kylie. £31.50 is a lot of money to see a chubby faced boy with a dead ginger cat on his head and a woman who cries at every opportunity and steals other people’s husbands. If I wanted to see that for free, I could take a walk to our local unemployment office any day of the week, especially on Fridays when they hand out the social fund giro cheques to all the pikeys, for their weekend booze and cigarette supplies.
Candy Warhol
“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”
An x factor insider told the x factor fan site, there has been panic as JLS member aston merrygold’s favourite underpants have disappeared and there are rumours they are appearing for sale on eBay.
“Aston Merrygold threw a tantrum and is refusing to perform on Saturday if they aren’t found”.
It appears that the Prince lookalike, Aston merrygold is very attached to these briefs although from what we have seen during performances, the asset enhancing pouch seems to have malfunctioned for him. Perhaps a pair of socks stuffed down the front of his Christmas costume on Saturday may compensate for the noticeable lack of rocket in his pocket.
If anyone spots the JLS underpants on eBay, let us know so we can reunite him with them in time to save JLS’ chance of x factor glory.
What is all the JLS fan hysteria about and what makes these men’s underwear so special?
JLS have attracted many screaming schoolgirls and gay fans alike. Yes, x factor Queens all over Britain have been gripped by their performances and varying, sometimes questionable choices of fashion. Selected by x factor stylists who have practically no taste in fashion at all.
The JLS boys have been groomed and preened to ditch the bad boy from the streets image in favour of a cleaner cut look in suits. All is not the same underneath.
JLS stay true to their chavvy bad boy roots in their choice of underwear. We can reveal that street hipster wannabe pop pixie Aston Merrygold (20), who used to appear in ITV’s children’s show The Fun Song Factory, wears the red banded CK trunks.
With their blinding above the waistline flash of red and asset enhancing front pouch, they are the first choice of underpants for most pikey street kids. Mainly because they are so cheap at around £4.99 a pair in Matalan and can often be found in TK Maxx for £1.99 a pair.
Due to their cheapness and perceived ‘style’ value (well they display Calvin Klein), they are almost de riguer tribal uniform for the common man.
Candy Warhol
“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”
With only two weeks left before Christmas lands on us and one day until the X Factor grand final, scenes of mayhem have been spotted in toy shops up and down Britain’s high streets, as pushy parents try to secure this season’s must have toy - a special limited edition Eoghan Quigg action doll.
Following other celebrities who have had their images cast into plastic (who could ever forget the hideous Spice Girl dolls), sales of these items are snapped up by pop culture aficionados and kids alike. The only one which was vaguely accurate in recent years, was the Victoria Bekham doll as it was as stick thin and plastic as she is in real life. A cross between an anorexic Barbie and the Sims.
Quigglet has given his endorsement to the doll which we picture here, saying “It looks just like me. Its amaaaaaaazin” although we aren’t sure whether the doll will become a must have carry about article, especially after dark.
Inspired by the panic buying of the Quigg doll, other X Factor celebrities are rushing to have one made in time for Christmas. We understand, the Cheryl Cole doll will have only three items of clothing - a cheap tracksuit and cap, the TV show outfit of inappropriately matched sequins and scary man made fibres, and the little black number which is a short black dress which barely covers her coconut like bush. These outfits were based on her actual wardrobe contents. She only has three outfits. No doubt she’ll be wearing one of them in the awful Girls Aloud party that will be shown on ITV1 tomorrow night. Hopefully Tramp Stamp Cole will be locked in a cupboard minutes before the show starts.
Lilliputian potato faced Quigg has been quiet in the past few days. Maybe Simon Cowell is desperately hoping his protégé can be boosted in the popularity stakes by remaining aloof. We hope he has joined up with the Scientologists and has actually been kidnapped by aliens. That way, we won’t have to see his retarded tongue poking routine again in tomorrow’s final. Remember star gazers, they say the truth is out there.
The Eoghan Quigg doll comes in a choice of two outfits - X Factor Second place and X Factor third place.
celebrity fashion designer suzanne neville has been rumoured to have paid a lot of money to have her designer fashion collection in this years x factor final. we can’t wait to see it, because we are huge fans of suzanne neville. next season, we hope to have our future female video blogger on thexfactor.com fan site wearing designs by suzanne and ralph & russo, amongst others unless we receive an exclusive offer from one of the best fashion designers in the UK.
you won’t be seeing dannii minogue in anything this season except ralph & russo, so who could it be to wear suzanne neville?
If you are a new designer who wants your fashion designs seen by millions, or if you are a large fashion house who wants an exclusive with us, send an email to info@thexfactor.com
In a special summary of this season on the x factor, we have been contacted by last years girls group HOPE member sisi jghalef.
Rob Tencer interviewed sisi jghalef, and sisi jghalef answered in her own words and emails back.
Q: What do you think of the new judge Cheryl Cole?
Hi rob! Thanx 4 the opportunity! Well where do i start? This years x factor certainly had me gripped with the new judge cheryl cole. cheryl coles feisty and realism is just what the show needed as the panel of simon cowell and the arse lickers was lookin like a bunch of old battle axes judging a karaoke contest that was last year lol!
In fact i think the only judge who has any balls 2 stand up 2 simon cowell is cheryl cole. With her gordie working class background, sassy personality and experience in reality t.v stardom, she is by far the best judge 2 date!
Q: Why such kind words for cheryl cole? Has she ever helped you, or said something nice about you?
No cheryls neva helped me but i met her husband an he said he had liked me so i feel bad slaggin her off! But her accent yuk! And she thinks shes got a clue about vocal range and pitch and shes hardly mariah carey but i do really like her lol! The whole of the u.k will hate me if i slag her off! But like her and danni i think there not the best of singers/songwriters so what do they know? But she is a great talent spotter, her groups were amazing! Don’t print the gordie accent thing, the whole of northern england will h8 me lol! Fuck em!
Q: What did you think of the way that the show is bullying Dannii Minogue?
It was good 2 c my old friend danni minogue, but i couldn’t understand why simon cowell and the media were bulling her? (sobbing uncontrollably) Leave danni alone lol!
Q: how much do you hate Louis Walsh? Do you think his job is in jeopardy?
And poor louis walsh looks like a lap dog that does anything 2 hang on 2 his job including bum sucking simon cowell so much i’m embarassed 4 him!
Q: What do you think of simon cowell this year?
as for simon he looks as plastic as he is fake and is desperate 2 hang on 2 his youthful “good looks”! What a show its been!
Q: do you think the show is fixed? Do you think they have already decided the winner?
With austin drage and laura white being voted off in the early stages i cant help but think the show is a fix! As i was involved last year, i knew from day 1, that i was to make it to the live show, and that as long as we sang in tune, we would sail through! The fact that hope were in the bottom 2 every week but were miracoulsly saved each week by simon cowell and his cronies was a clear indication that the girls were suppose 2 win. Had i have still been there, they probably would of!
Q: What do you think of JLS and Girlband?
What really made me laugh was the boy and girl group they put together ha ha ha! No looks, No talent, no personality, no x factor lmao What a joke!
Then we come 2 the groups, girlband what a joke, ridiculous! Ur neva gonna find another sisi jghalef, so get over it! And the same for the other girls in bad lashes. And then we have the 4 wimps in wifebeaters! I want to like them i really do, but there just like 4 divs (idiots) who need 2 grow some balls! Not my cuppa tea, the facial expressions and the britney spears rendition had me in stitches! Grow up boys, we want a man band lol!
Q: What did you think of Rachel Hylton on the x factor? Any similarities between you and her?
Then there was rachel hylton, wow what a woman! Drugs, jail, 5 kids and now has a no 1 single, really should inspire those who are on the wrong path that they 2 can follow their dreams and realize there is more 2 life, than street life! Her voice is amazing even though she did seem 2 crack under the pressure in the final shows. Which leads me 2 believe my conspiracy theories that its a fix and that some contestants are given shitty songs 2 sing an phone lines are fix as with rhydian last year! Then again they are singing live which must be nerve wracking and i admire there courage.
Q: what did you think of Austin Drage, Eoghan Quigg and Danial Evans?
From simon’s category i can only remember austin drage. Lovely bloke who i remember from boot camp last year. Austin Drage has an amazing voice so why was he voted off so early? Maybe to make way for simon’s protege eoghan or the fact that a guy crying his eyes out every 5 minutes is so un sexy! Grow sum balls u wimp!
As for eoghan quigg, I love him, I love his personality and voice and he has really kept it together. better than the old bloke, whats his name again daniel evans? Anyway, another crooner slips through the net, mind u i didn’t think much of the 25s an over so the people they picked were probably the best they had 2 work with!
Q: What did you think of Ruth Lorenzo?
Ruth Lorenzo, I didnt quite get her at first, but shes grown on me even through her shouty naslie performances i thought she had a great personality and was sad 2 see her go!
Q: What did you think about Britney Spears mime performance on the x factor live show?
Britney on the other hand proved, though i love her, u need absolutely no vocal talent at all. All you need is some one 2 rain on you and your a superstar! What really made me laugh was her introduction, which something along the lines of britney spears performs now! lol, not live, now lol! I was pissin myself! Great way 2 show someone with x factor, someone who cant sing live, or even mime well and looks so spaced out like shes sniffed a gram of coke! What a joke! and the way they hyped her up as tho she was better than mariah carey is an insult, mariah carey should boycott all of simon cowell’s shows!
Q: what did you think of laura white? Did you think it was horrible that diana vickers didn’t even have to sing for laura white to be kicked off the show?
As for the laura white and her situation. what moron would send laura white home over the possessed spanish she devil ruth lorenzo? Louis walsh that’s who! I think the whole situation was Again rigged with simon lookin fiercly at louis like you’ll be replaced by tomorrow if you let ruth lorenzo go!
Q: what do you think of diana vickers and her chances to win the x factor?
Which brings me 2 diana! The yodling yorkshire terrier is funny 2 watch, her hands are like another being performing With her lol! But i like her unique quirky style, even if the hand thing is a bit scary!
Q: what do you think of alexandra burke and her chances to win the x factor?
And last but not least is alexandra burke, i cant fault her. She is my favourite by far, she can sing, dance and act! Surely a person can’t be that nice all the time can they? Maybe i’m just a bitch, but it would be nice 2 see her pissed off or angry?! She seems like shes holding back another side 2 her and if i hear her declare her undying love for cheryl cole one more time i’ll b sick! I much preferred the beef with danni minogue and the rotweiler, but i am a drama queen! So yeah, alexandra burke should win
Q: do eoghan quigg or diana vickers have a chance to win the x factor?
but i think eoghan quigg or whateva his name is, or diana vickers will win this year even though i see no star quality in any of them except alexandra burke! Nether the lest i wish them all the best as they seek fame and fortune and success! And see how long it takes for us 2 forget about them!
Fix fix fix! I’ve been there, i know what i’m talking about! Simon himself said diana will win so ther u go! Make her sit it out in mariah week how convenient would they have done the same 4 laura? Obviously not!? They managed 2 get most of the best singers and potential winners 2 make it easier 4 heidi hi the yodeler 2 make the finals! These shows are all full of shit an they probably realized laura would be harder 2 control than the others! Shame but at least she has the recognition now, and i’m sure she got a record deal out of it!
Q: What are you up to Sisi Jghalef? We could never forget about you!
Have you been arrested lately? Did someone get you mad? Are you like the incredible hulk?, For real, have you used your wonderful singing voice, and beautiful good looks to get any recording deals?
I have just finished singing alongside a huge grammy award winning artist, after they realized my potential, and have made a dream come true for me!
I really feel that my being axed is a blessing in disguise and has made me more determined and has allowed me to retain my creative credibility which is very important to me as an artist.!
All of the people who don’t make it as the winner of the x factor or any singing or dancing show should know, that your dreams don’t end when you are no longer on the show.
Thank u so much rob tencer!
Sisi will be back next week, with her summary of todays live show. We HOPE to get her on video.
Think about this - what is the pressure like on a x factor live TV show when 12.8 million people are watching you?
Now think what it must have been like for 16 year old eoghan quigg, alexandra burke, diana vickers (was diana bare foot?) and jls, to perform at a secret gig at a carphone warehouse store basement.
There is probably more people watching them in their practice on the x factor main stage than in a basement.
The real exposure and best performance for the x factor finalists is saved for saturday night x factor live show and then the x factor live tour.
Don’t be upset if you missed them singing to a karyoke machine backing track. I know I would rather see the expensive stage show with back up singers, pyro and brian freedman flamboyant dancers. As well as the best fashion of ralph & russo dress and other designs as worn by the eternally beautiful dannii minogue.
If it were not for fashion stylists like victoria adcock, cheryl cole would still be looking like trailor trash and buying clothes from the thrift shops and sunday street markets. Tony responds to the gossip magazines and tabloids lies about cheryl TRAMP STAMP coles fashion transformation. Who paid them off to say such nice things about cheryl TRAMP STAMP cole, or was it an exclusive photo shoot that enticed you?
Our feature commenter Tony Montana sums it up:
Tony, my only question to you is: how low does the fabric on cheryl TRAMP STAMP cole’s legs need to be to cover up her monstrousity of a tattoo?
To all those who love cheryl TRAMP STAMPs fashion sense and looks, I ask you: If she was so proud of her tattoo’s ladies and gentlemen, wouldn’t she be proud to show it off, yet she is always seen with most of them covered up (besides the one on the side of her hand as she smokes a fag)
Tony - take it away from here:
Cheryl Cole is that ever so popular example of how a thickheaded Geordie rake thin bag of bones can don herself in the very latest retro trakkies and well, still look like she did years ago as a fledgling girl group wannabee. If you’re dying to know how we can all look as beautiful as her, then its quite simple. Follow Cheryl’s quickstep programme in Gypsey Refugee Camp chic.
The well known, non ambassador for those of us from the North East of England - the true inheritors of ancient Briton culture and up to the minute fashion awareness, shames us and makes people think she is like us. She isn’t.
This Pimani Princess struts and cavorts in the very latest ‘high street’ fashion. Well, maybe the high street she envisages is the local Matalan for the oodles of cheap sportswear, completing the whole ensemble from the local Poundshop with a jaunty little cap. Worn at an attempt to identity hide yet attention seeking at the the same time angle of course.
Add in some industrial strength fake tan, loopy clanky jewellery and you have the whole ensemble. Now that she is supposedly expecting a baby, God help us all if the offspring is a girl - the obsession for Pikey females to dress their kids as ‘mini me’ versions of themselves would be so completely unbearable in Cherile’s case.
Stay away from the trakkies love - they may cover you up and you may try to claim their comfort outweighs their dull appearance, but retro tramp chic is definitely not going to take off. The Vikky Pollard scrunchie pony tail is soooooo not working for you.
Maybe buying the outer skin from a Wig-Wam might help next time you take a clothing shopping trip. At least you could climb right inside it and we wouldn’t have to see any part of you at all.
x factor judge Dannii Minogue is wearing a bacofoil dress. Dannii Minogue is a beautiful women with beautiful legs. Much nicer to look at then cheryl’s badly tattooed unsymetrically, disgustingly gaudy tramped stamped leg and body.
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