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Ireland declares eoghan quigg potato day

Ireland declares eoghan quigg potato day

Many x factor fans from northern Ireland have flooded our website with complaints that x factor promoters are charging an astonishing £31.50 to see the x factor live tour 2009.

So we’re exclusively revealing how you can see eoghan Quigg for free.

Go to your nearest Co Op, Sainsbury or TESCO.

Go to the fruit and vegetable aisle in the supermarket and pick up a potato. Draw a big grin on it with a felt tip pen and stick some ginger cat hair on the top.

This will be just like looking at the real thing and having your very own, lifelike eoghan Quigg for free.

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Thousands of fans are lining up to be the first to see the x factor live tour which kicks off  in February in Aberdeen. Taking in 25 shows across the country.

But promoters are expressing caution that ticket sales may be effected due to this year’s x factor being the most controversial series, laden with allegations of vote rigging, conspiracy by judges to promote their own protégés with the best song choices, and not least, the bitter rumours of sex tapes and drugs.

After one of the most exciting finales of recent years, Alexandra burke was crowned as this year’s winner, only to see her reign already marred by shock newspaper stories of infidelity and husband stealing.

The tickets are priced at £28.50 except northern Ireland where they are £31.50. One disgruntled girl from Belfast, Kylie Minogue (no relation to the squid headed sister of x factor judge Danii Minogue) told us “I spent around £72 on phone calls speed dial voting for Oeghan Quigg. It’s a rip off they are charging us more than the rest of the UK to see him”

I couldn’t agree more with Miss Kylie. £31.50 is a lot of money to see a chubby faced boy with a dead ginger cat on his head and a woman who cries at every opportunity and steals other people’s husbands. If I wanted to see that for free, I could take a walk to our local unemployment office any day of the week, especially on Fridays when they hand out the social fund giro cheques to all the pikeys, for their weekend booze and cigarette supplies.

Candy Warhol
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when you compare the awful talent this year on the x factor, and the awesome talent they let go so we could have more drama and theatrics, jls had to stay in it. they got the looks, the screaming fans of boys, girls, young and old. they have the gay vote, the straight vote and the old cockers vote. (alter cocker vote for those that know what I mean). they also look good with their clothes on and their clothes off as witnessed more than once by all the topless shirt press photos.

the producers of their music could do and will do wonders with these boys. just look at boyzone, westlife and take that for all the proof you need.

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The drama over Aston’s underpants must have been solved because they took to the stage unfortunately dressed in white Moonie wedding suits. The choice was WHAM’S Last Christmas, another huge Christmas classic.

Luis Walsh showed a teddy bear that he has on the desk, his JLS mascot. “Which one is the JLS Mascot?“ O Leary asked. The only catchy part of their appearance so far was a bespectacled nun who clapped and whooped saying she loved JLS. On your knees and repent at once sister, because this was their most lack lustre performance to date.

Cheryl tramp stamp cole excelled with the fake sincerity and modesty telling the boys “yer a gate bunsh of leds and I’m proud of yer” - elocution lessons would definitely help her, especially on live television.

JLS need to push harder and more in tune during the rest of the final otherwise their Christmas will be sunk faster than a Nigella Lawson soufflé.

Candy Warhol blogging live as the action unfolds.

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An x factor insider told the x factor fan site, there has been panic as JLS member aston merrygold’s favourite underpants have disappeared and there are rumours they are appearing for sale on eBay.

“Aston Merrygold threw a tantrum and is refusing to perform on Saturday if they aren’t found”.
It appears that the Prince lookalike, Aston merrygold is very attached to these briefs although from what we have seen during performances, the asset enhancing pouch seems to have malfunctioned for him. Perhaps a pair of socks stuffed down the front of his Christmas costume on Saturday may compensate for the noticeable lack of rocket in his pocket.

If anyone spots the JLS underpants on eBay, let us know so we can reunite him with them in time to save JLS’ chance of x factor glory.

What is all the JLS fan hysteria about and what makes these men’s underwear so special?

JLS have attracted many screaming schoolgirls and gay fans alike. Yes, x factor Queens all over Britain have been gripped by their performances and varying, sometimes questionable choices of fashion. Selected by x factor stylists who have practically no taste in fashion at all.

The JLS boys have been groomed and preened to ditch the bad boy from the streets image in favour of a cleaner cut look in suits. All is not the same underneath.

With their blinding above the waistline flash of red and asset enhancing front pouch, they are the first choice of underpants for most pikey street kids. Mainly because they are so cheap at around £4.99 a pair in Matalan and can often be found in TK Maxx for £1.99 a pair.

Due to their cheapness and perceived ‘style’ value (well they display Calvin Klein), they are almost de riguer tribal uniform for the common man.

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“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”

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With only two weeks left before Christmas lands on us and one day until the X Factor grand final, scenes of mayhem have been spotted in toy shops up and down Britain’s high streets, as pushy parents try to secure this season’s must have toy - a special limited edition Eoghan Quigg action doll.

Following other celebrities who have had their images cast into plastic (who could ever forget the hideous Spice Girl dolls), sales of these items are snapped up by pop culture aficionados and kids alike. The only one which was vaguely accurate in recent years, was the Victoria Bekham doll as it was as stick thin and plastic as she is in real life. A cross between an anorexic Barbie and the Sims.

Quigglet has given his endorsement to the doll which we picture here, saying “It looks just like me. Its amaaaaaaazin” although we aren’t sure whether the doll will become a must have carry about article, especially after dark.

Inspired by the panic buying of the Quigg doll, other X Factor celebrities are rushing to have one made in time for Christmas. We understand, the Cheryl Cole doll will have only three items of clothing - a cheap tracksuit and cap, the TV show outfit of inappropriately matched sequins and scary man made fibres, and the little black number which is a short black dress which barely covers her coconut like bush. These outfits were based on her actual wardrobe contents. She only has three outfits. No doubt she’ll be wearing one of them in the awful Girls Aloud party that will be shown on ITV1 tomorrow night. Hopefully Tramp Stamp Cole will be locked in a cupboard minutes before the show starts.

Lilliputian potato faced Quigg has been quiet in the past few days. Maybe Simon Cowell is desperately hoping his protégé can be boosted in the popularity stakes by remaining aloof. We hope he has joined up with the Scientologists and has actually been kidnapped by aliens. That way, we won’t have to see his retarded tongue poking routine again in tomorrow’s final. Remember star gazers, they say the truth is out there.

The Eoghan Quigg doll comes in a choice of two outfits - X Factor Second place and X Factor third place.

Candy Warhol

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We hate to give louis walsh any credit or props, but if its true and not an evil lie from louis walsh, here is the x factor final christmas themed songs:

Alexandra is going to do Silent Night

JLS are gonna do Oh Holy Night or Last Christmas

Eoghan Quigg is going to do the Wizard’s song, I Wish it Could be Christmas Every Day.

One of the three finalists will be voted off in the first half of the show,

The remaining two will perform the next big hit for christmas “Hallelujah”.

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They say a picture paints a thousand words, and these exclusive pics leaked to us certainly say a whole chapter, as the X Factor hurtles towards its star studded finale this Saturday.

alexandra burke sex tape - x factor finalist

Alexandra Burke was hotly tipped as a leading contender, as viewers switched their allegiances, fed up with the antics of two timing love-rat Diana Vickers, and 16 year old potato face Oeghan Quigg.

While the remaining finalists JLS can only cause little schoolgirls to be almost crushed to death at a free gig, Burke is fighting off the release of a kinky sex tape being hawked around the media by psychopathic stalker ex boyfriend D’andre West. This tape containing what is claimed to be sordid sex acts, threatens to destabilise her chances of winning the final and any future career.

Being first with exclusive news about the show, thexfactor.com brings you another world exclusive. Pics from the sex tape are being leaked on the internet and we are not afraid to publish our pics. The word is clear - if you have aspirations of a public life, don’t get jiggy for the digicam unless you keep the recording yourself. Many celebrities have been damaged beyond belief by such shenanigans and poor Alexandra Burke looks likely to head the same way.

alexandra burke sex tape second photo - x factor finalist

Having seen photos of West, we have to ask what the hell were you thinking Alex? The man has a coconut shaped head, dresses like a reject from a charity shop sports clothing section and sports the most ridiculous buzz line 80’s beard line. He looks like a black Leon Trotsky only less Russian. Alexandra could definitely attract a better class of man than West.

Burke has been eerily quiet about the sex tape and its contents and we want to pose the question that X Factor fans are asking - is it you on the tape? We feel that the public supporters of this show have the right to know. Having not been shy in front of weasel gangster wannabe D’andre’s camera lens she should not be shy now and come clean with the facts about this tape. They say confession is good for the soul, so come on Alexandra, tell us the truth.

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Mr. Potato head - Eoghan Quigg as Santa Claus

Westlife, boyzone, take that, duffy, seal, and beyonce are some of the mega star singing acts that are slated to sing on the final live show of the x factor, because the producers and the viewers don’t see enough talent from what’s left of the finalists eoghan quigg, alexandra burke, and jls.

Which of these acts will be caught lip synching?

Christmas songs that you have heard many times before will also be heard on the show and eoghan quigg is reported to sing he wishes every day was christmas.

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Haven’t we seen this x rated sex tape scandal all before, but this prophetic cover even has eoghan quigg as mr. potato head on the cover as well! - now that’s genius

Poor Alexandra, having been made an X Factor outsider due to media the fawning over potato faced eoghan Quigg and JLS, she was dragged into a sex tape scandal by her estranged boyfriend D’andre West.

Low life, ’down with the ho’s’ gangster wannabee West is hawking the tape around the British media with a £100,000 price tag, hoping she wins to boost his cash demands.
West has boasted to journalists that he is ‘hung like a horse’ and almost needed a wide angle lens for the action on the tape. The only way he would need wide angle, would be for his fat head. The Burke camp have hit back at these claims stating “Hung like a chipmunk more like”.

Details of the video have been leaked through the web by journalists who made a sneaky copy of the tape that Don Juan D’andre showed to them. It seems that feet and food feature in the tape. West can be seen being spanked by a dusky girl in what appears to be a leather miss whiplash outfit. West can be heard crying out in ecstasy “give it to me hard Mommy. I‘ve been a naughty boy”.

In the second clip leaked, Alexandra can be seen covered in what appears to be ice cream - Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough. This girl has saved on body cream as B&Js is smeared everywhere. The only thing missing, was the chocolate sprinkles and a flake, although I dread to think what particular application the flake may have had.

Still image pictures are being leaked from the tape and when we have them, we will print! Since the weekend, poor Alexandra is nowhere to be seen. Maybe the frozen deserts aisle at the local supermarket might be a good place to start looking.

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“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”

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In scenes reminiscent of Beatlemania, Yesterday (Monday), 5 teenage girls were almost crushed to death as a riot broke out when thousands of rampaging fans swamped a ticket booth and concert venue.

The free concert in Fairfield Halls, Croydon has a capacity of only 1500. Yet X Factor promoters allowed over 2000 screaming, emotionally revved up schoolgirls to crush forward, grabbing free tickets and each other’s hair. Ambulance staff battled bravely to fight off hormone enraged teeny boppers, as they tried to take the injured to hospital.

Enticed by free tickets and a chance to get up close to the JLS boys, this piece of publicity comes as a welcome surprise, and a publicity master stroke. Since last Saturday, the press emphasis has been on Alexandra Burke and her kinky sex tape escapades, and the ongoing menage a trois between potato faced Oeghan Quigg, Dirty Diana Vickers and her recently dumped boyfriend, Backseat Chris Jones.

Despite the panic, injuries and near death experience for the schoolgirls, no one from JLS management would comment.

Candy Warhol
“Forget the uncle… I’m anti celebrity”

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If being a blackmailed mediocre nobody is bad enough for most, imagine how it feels to be a blackmailed X Factor finalist being financially squeezed, or at the very least, held to emotional ransom by a creepy, stalking ex boyfriend. That my friends and X Factor junkies all over the world, is the pressure facing our delightful finalist Alexandra.

Her ex boyfriend who having somehow either with her consent or not, has kept a sex romp video of him and our Leona Lewis Mk 2 entrant Alexandra at it like rabbits. Not content to have kept this recording, presumably as a playback event to review his performance or lack of it, he is hawking it around the British media seeking £100,000 (about $250 million dollars due to the state of the US economy because of Bushist economic policies). Alexandra is said to be ‘loosing sleep’ over the prospects it could be leaked onto the internet‘. Well my dear girl… it didn’t seem to do any harm for Paris Hilton, Pammie Anderson or a whole string of celebs who just don’t seem to understand, that celebrity and home made pornos equal possible future embarrassment. The rule is simple people… if you don’t want anyone to see your pink bits, don’t parade in front of the camera or mobile phone when you’re on the job.

Now don’t get me wrong, I think Alexandra is a beautiful and elegant girl. I just don’t think I want to be seeing her private parts flashed all over the myriad of x rated web sites who will let you have a flash of muff for an instant one time low payment. If it had been the really tall sexy guy from JLS who looks very much as if he’s got a rocket in his pocket, then that’s a different matter. I doubt however if the pint sized main singer from JLS could compete with that in any event. More in his case of being hung like a chipmunk to the eagle eyed bouncy trousered JLS dance routine observers.

Alexandra of course has a huge dilemma over this sex tape recording. If she wins the £1million deal in the final, then she could easily afford to pay off the sordid tape cost demands. If she does a Leona and becomes mega famous and rich in the process, the cost could be considerably higher. My advice, would be for her to do as many semi nude and nude centrespreads as she can possible cram into the next 6 days before the final on Saturday night. That way, the impact of any leaked sex tape images are negated, and hey, if she’s savvy about it, she can coin in a lot of cash from her own efforts into the bargain!

So this year, we have had the on off romance and bed hopping between the Quigg boy and the deceiving stroppy little Madam Diane Vickers, the shock discovery allegedly in the X Factor celebs bathroom of a positive pregnancy test, the rumours of much bedroom swapping by contestants and now Alex Burke’s saucy video activities. I’m surprised the show’s promoters didn’t just call it Sex Factor instead.

I think her chances of winning are now diminished because of this. In some sort of ‘Miss World Stripped of Title’ prevention management, I am sure the X Factor promoters are already rigging the votes  to avoid any future risk of being embroiled in a new sex scandal. JLS seem certain to sweep the board now, thanks to Alexandra’s unguarded kinky film fetish.

For anyone who is interested, if you want to pay good cash for a ten minute sex recording, send the cash to me via paypal and I’ll willingly switch my webcam on and hustle my ass. Unlike some people who seem to think the past won’t creep up and bite them squarely on the ass, I would be aware of my cinematic exhibitionism and the consequences I could face. Maybe Alexandra knew this would happen and what better way to catapult her even further onto the front pages of the newspapers this week, than a sordid kinky sex story. Her publicist is either a total genius or a complete eggnog.

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