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Ireland declares eoghan quigg potato day
Ireland declares eoghan quigg potato day
Many x factor fans from northern Ireland have flooded our website with complaints that x factor promoters are charging an astonishing £31.50 to see the x factor live tour 2009.
So we’re exclusively revealing how you can see eoghan Quigg for free.
Go to your nearest Co Op, Sainsbury or TESCO.
Go to the fruit and vegetable aisle in the supermarket and pick up a potato. Draw a big grin on it with a felt tip pen and stick some ginger cat hair on the top.
This will be just like looking at the real thing and having your very own, lifelike eoghan Quigg for free.
Thousands of fans are lining up to be the first to see the x factor live tour which kicks off in February in Aberdeen. Taking in 25 shows across the country.
But promoters are expressing caution that ticket sales may be effected due to this year’s x factor being the most controversial series, laden with allegations of vote rigging, conspiracy by judges to promote their own protégés with the best song choices, and not least, the bitter rumours of sex tapes and drugs.
After one of the most exciting finales of recent years, Alexandra burke was crowned as this year’s winner, only to see her reign already marred by shock newspaper stories of infidelity and husband stealing.
The tickets are priced at £28.50 except northern Ireland where they are £31.50. One disgruntled girl from Belfast, Kylie Minogue (no relation to the squid headed sister of x factor judge Danii Minogue) told us “I spent around £72 on phone calls speed dial voting for Oeghan Quigg. It’s a rip off they are charging us more than the rest of the UK to see him”
I couldn’t agree more with Miss Kylie. £31.50 is a lot of money to see a chubby faced boy with a dead ginger cat on his head and a woman who cries at every opportunity and steals other people’s husbands. If I wanted to see that for free, I could take a walk to our local unemployment office any day of the week, especially on Fridays when they hand out the social fund giro cheques to all the pikeys, for their weekend booze and cigarette supplies.
Candy Warhol
“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”
In a special summary of this season on the x factor, we have been contacted by last years girls group HOPE member sisi jghalef.
Rob Tencer interviewed sisi jghalef, and sisi jghalef answered in her own words and emails back.
Q: What do you think of the new judge Cheryl Cole?
Hi rob! Thanx 4 the opportunity! Well where do i start? This years x factor certainly had me gripped with the new judge cheryl cole. cheryl coles feisty and realism is just what the show needed as the panel of simon cowell and the arse lickers was lookin like a bunch of old battle axes judging a karaoke contest that was last year lol!
In fact i think the only judge who has any balls 2 stand up 2 simon cowell is cheryl cole. With her gordie working class background, sassy personality and experience in reality t.v stardom, she is by far the best judge 2 date!
Q: Why such kind words for cheryl cole? Has she ever helped you, or said something nice about you?
No cheryls neva helped me but i met her husband an he said he had liked me so i feel bad slaggin her off! But her accent yuk! And she thinks shes got a clue about vocal range and pitch and shes hardly mariah carey but i do really like her lol! The whole of the u.k will hate me if i slag her off! But like her and danni i think there not the best of singers/songwriters so what do they know? But she is a great talent spotter, her groups were amazing! Don’t print the gordie accent thing, the whole of northern england will h8 me lol! Fuck em!
Q: What did you think of the way that the show is bullying Dannii Minogue?
It was good 2 c my old friend danni minogue, but i couldn’t understand why simon cowell and the media were bulling her? (sobbing uncontrollably) Leave danni alone lol!
Q: how much do you hate Louis Walsh? Do you think his job is in jeopardy?
And poor louis walsh looks like a lap dog that does anything 2 hang on 2 his job including bum sucking simon cowell so much i’m embarassed 4 him!
Q: What do you think of simon cowell this year?
as for simon he looks as plastic as he is fake and is desperate 2 hang on 2 his youthful “good looks”! What a show its been!
Q: do you think the show is fixed? Do you think they have already decided the winner?
With austin drage and laura white being voted off in the early stages i cant help but think the show is a fix! As i was involved last year, i knew from day 1, that i was to make it to the live show, and that as long as we sang in tune, we would sail through! The fact that hope were in the bottom 2 every week but were miracoulsly saved each week by simon cowell and his cronies was a clear indication that the girls were suppose 2 win. Had i have still been there, they probably would of!
Q: What do you think of JLS and Girlband?
What really made me laugh was the boy and girl group they put together ha ha ha! No looks, No talent, no personality, no x factor lmao What a joke!
Then we come 2 the groups, girlband what a joke, ridiculous! Ur neva gonna find another sisi jghalef, so get over it! And the same for the other girls in bad lashes. And then we have the 4 wimps in wifebeaters! I want to like them i really do, but there just like 4 divs (idiots) who need 2 grow some balls! Not my cuppa tea, the facial expressions and the britney spears rendition had me in stitches! Grow up boys, we want a man band lol!
Q: What did you think of Rachel Hylton on the x factor? Any similarities between you and her?
Then there was rachel hylton, wow what a woman! Drugs, jail, 5 kids and now has a no 1 single, really should inspire those who are on the wrong path that they 2 can follow their dreams and realize there is more 2 life, than street life! Her voice is amazing even though she did seem 2 crack under the pressure in the final shows. Which leads me 2 believe my conspiracy theories that its a fix and that some contestants are given shitty songs 2 sing an phone lines are fix as with rhydian last year! Then again they are singing live which must be nerve wracking and i admire there courage.
Q: what did you think of Austin Drage, Eoghan Quigg and Danial Evans?
From simon’s category i can only remember austin drage. Lovely bloke who i remember from boot camp last year. Austin Drage has an amazing voice so why was he voted off so early? Maybe to make way for simon’s protege eoghan or the fact that a guy crying his eyes out every 5 minutes is so un sexy! Grow sum balls u wimp!
As for eoghan quigg, I love him, I love his personality and voice and he has really kept it together. better than the old bloke, whats his name again daniel evans? Anyway, another crooner slips through the net, mind u i didn’t think much of the 25s an over so the people they picked were probably the best they had 2 work with!
Q: What did you think of Ruth Lorenzo?
Ruth Lorenzo, I didnt quite get her at first, but shes grown on me even through her shouty naslie performances i thought she had a great personality and was sad 2 see her go!
Q: What did you think about Britney Spears mime performance on the x factor live show?
Britney on the other hand proved, though i love her, u need absolutely no vocal talent at all. All you need is some one 2 rain on you and your a superstar! What really made me laugh was her introduction, which something along the lines of britney spears performs now! lol, not live, now lol! I was pissin myself! Great way 2 show someone with x factor, someone who cant sing live, or even mime well and looks so spaced out like shes sniffed a gram of coke! What a joke! and the way they hyped her up as tho she was better than mariah carey is an insult, mariah carey should boycott all of simon cowell’s shows!
Q: what did you think of laura white? Did you think it was horrible that diana vickers didn’t even have to sing for laura white to be kicked off the show?
As for the laura white and her situation. what moron would send laura white home over the possessed spanish she devil ruth lorenzo? Louis walsh that’s who! I think the whole situation was Again rigged with simon lookin fiercly at louis like you’ll be replaced by tomorrow if you let ruth lorenzo go!
Q: what do you think of diana vickers and her chances to win the x factor?
Which brings me 2 diana! The yodling yorkshire terrier is funny 2 watch, her hands are like another being performing With her lol! But i like her unique quirky style, even if the hand thing is a bit scary!
Q: what do you think of alexandra burke and her chances to win the x factor?
And last but not least is alexandra burke, i cant fault her. She is my favourite by far, she can sing, dance and act! Surely a person can’t be that nice all the time can they? Maybe i’m just a bitch, but it would be nice 2 see her pissed off or angry?! She seems like shes holding back another side 2 her and if i hear her declare her undying love for cheryl cole one more time i’ll b sick! I much preferred the beef with danni minogue and the rotweiler, but i am a drama queen! So yeah, alexandra burke should win
Q: do eoghan quigg or diana vickers have a chance to win the x factor?
but i think eoghan quigg or whateva his name is, or diana vickers will win this year even though i see no star quality in any of them except alexandra burke! Nether the lest i wish them all the best as they seek fame and fortune and success! And see how long it takes for us 2 forget about them!
Fix fix fix! I’ve been there, i know what i’m talking about! Simon himself said diana will win so ther u go! Make her sit it out in mariah week how convenient would they have done the same 4 laura? Obviously not!? They managed 2 get most of the best singers and potential winners 2 make it easier 4 heidi hi the yodeler 2 make the finals! These shows are all full of shit an they probably realized laura would be harder 2 control than the others! Shame but at least she has the recognition now, and i’m sure she got a record deal out of it!
Q: What are you up to Sisi Jghalef? We could never forget about you!
Have you been arrested lately? Did someone get you mad? Are you like the incredible hulk?, For real, have you used your wonderful singing voice, and beautiful good looks to get any recording deals?
I have just finished singing alongside a huge grammy award winning artist, after they realized my potential, and have made a dream come true for me!
I really feel that my being axed is a blessing in disguise and has made me more determined and has allowed me to retain my creative credibility which is very important to me as an artist.!
All of the people who don’t make it as the winner of the x factor or any singing or dancing show should know, that your dreams don’t end when you are no longer on the show.
Thank u so much rob tencer!
Sisi will be back next week, with her summary of todays live show. We HOPE to get her on video.
The song list for the x factor live show week 4. Disco week, Saturday November 1st
Watch the video, Compare the songs, who sings it better? Do the finalists have a chance? Let us know your thoughts.
JLS Working My Way Back To You by The Four Seasons and later covered by The Detroit Spinners
Spinners version
Austin Drage Wishing On A Star by Rose Royce
Jordan Sparks version
Eoghan Quigg Could It Be Magic by Adrienne Anderson and Barry Manilow and later covered by Donna Summer in 1976 and Take That in 1992.
robbiw williams and take that version
leona lewis version
Donna Summer version Diana Vickers Call Me by Blondie
Laura White Somebody Else’s Guy by Jocelyn Brown
Alexandra Burke On The Radio by Donna Summer
Daniel Evans Don’t Leave Me This Way by Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes and later covered by The Communards
Communards version
Ruth Lorenzo No More Tears (Enough Is Enough) by Donna Summer and Barbra Streisand
the x factor fan site wants to make sure everyone knows what an image builder this is for many people.
In publicity, we call this deflection. The benefactors of hero may not be who you think.
Hero, is not about the help to our injured soldiers and their families.
Hero, is not about hero’s
Hero, is not about charities
Hero, is not even about mariah carey.
Hero, is not about a singer from Ireland Eoghan Quigg
Hero, is not about the other x factor singers.
Hero, is not about the vat removed.
Hero, is not about approval from the house of commons.
What is Hero really about?
Hero, is about a free promotion for the x factor.
Hero, is about making simon cowell look good.
Hero, is about beating strictly come dancing in the ratings.
Hero, is about a number one song on the radio.
Hero, is about keeping the x factor relevant.
Hero, is about giving prime minister Gordon Brown something positive to say, and to look good.
Hero, is about giving Chancellor Alistair Darling some positive publicity.
What about the MONEY?
I have not heard mariah carey or whomever wrote the song say they are donating their share to the troops.
I have not heard apple itunes or any internet music download site say they were donating their profits for
sale of the song. I have not heard itv donate any of their earnings for their debuting the song to over 11 million people who watch the x factor.
Can you believe that daniel evans even made it this far? At least they didn’t kick out hanna bradbeer to make room for this cabaret performance singer. I wonder how many brilliant male singers they had to cut, to make room for daniel evans?
If you were one of them, write us and we will feature you and your work.
Scott Bruton was worthy of getting kicked off as well, but someone had to go.. Good bye Scott
one of our favouvite style of writing is from Heidi Stephens who tells it like it is.
Daniel is going to sing a song for his dead wife. Who is dead, in case the judges didn’t know that, and they might want to think on that very carefully while he is singing a song for his (dead) wife.
Simon saves Scott (obv), Cheryl saves Daniel (what? WHAT?), Danni also saves Daniel as expected, and then SO DOES LOUIS. He starts crying. I am also crying, but only because we are now going to have to hear Daniel doing disco week, and I LIKED Scott.
we now see a very big difference in talent, and we can go for the jugular for next week.
x factor live show 3 results. guess who should have lost? guess who should have been out?
daniel evans and eoghan quigg are in trouble. but may have nothing to worry about compared to the very poor showing by austin drage. austin drage could not pull off big band week.
as far as the women, the worst performance was candyman by alexandra burke. she sounded horrible.
From the x factor fan site, comes our newest brilliant blogger Kelly, and her thoughts about watching the x factor and her experience shared with you. Do you agree with her?
If there was an award for how many times a show could use the phrase “Comfort Zone” in it, then last nights X Factor would have won by miles – Please tell me that someone else noticed this??? I was ready to scream at the television set if the phrase had been used one more bloody time!!!
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