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America can’t get enough of the Brits. They have loved us since the Pilgrim Fathers first landed there (with the exception of the War of Independence of course). Americans love all things British and the latest export is bound to receive some mixed reactions.
Primani Princess cheryl cole is about to pack up sticks and head off into pioneer country. With the imminent break up of Girls Aloud looming, Simon Cowell wants to take her there and launch her into the American mainstream TV, chat shows and x factor spin offs. We think that will be the best place for her in the graveyard of so called trans Atlantic celebrities, then we won’t have to put up with her in Britain anymore.
As she attempts to joining the American army of anorexic ally thin, bones sticking out celebrity D listers (remember Victoria Bekham’s efforts?), we would suggest an English language translator is hired as no one will understand a word she says.
One of the classic songs from the 80s is Soul II Soul’s “Back to Life“.
Melissa Bell (Burke’s mother) has trumpeted her membership of Soul II Soul and being their lead singer. But this little musical wool pulled over the eyes can be exposed once and for all. It was in point of fact, Caron Wheeler who sang on that monster hit record as well as their only other hit “Keep on Movin”.
lack of singing ability
Bell stroke Burke replaced Wheeler and could only notch number 24 in the Top twenty and was always eclipsed by Wheeler. Sources close to the Burke/ Bell clan tell us that’s why Melissa became one of those pushy parents, spurring her daughter on to compensate for her own lack of hit making and singing ability.
Trading off the fame of the Soul II Soul classic hit, Jazzie B the founder was given a CBE honour by the HM the Queen. Bell received nothing at all and has had no recognition for her singing at all, relegated to the ranks of a jobbing session singer, someone paid per recording session, like so many of those radio advert jingle singers you hear promoting the local carpet warehouse or haemorrhoid cream.
fury at vocal claims
Caron Wheeler was said to be livid with rage that Bell Burke-ette is giving the impression she was the Grammy Award winning hit making voice.
What we would to see is a special ‘Parents and friends of X Factor’ show where Wheeler and husband cheated Bell can go head to head. I’m sure I know who would be voted off first. The one with least talent.
keep reading for future posts about breaking news of alexandra burke’s mother melissa and her comeback for christmas with a special message to the lord of thanks, happiness and prayers. we will be posting where you can see melissa and alexandra burke perform together for jesus.
Fresh from her sweep to victory at Saturdays x factor final Alexandra burke has entered British records as the fastest download in history selling 105,000 mp3s in one day.
She has now eclipsed last year’s x factor winner leona lewis who previously held the record with 85,000 downloads in one day.
Burke family press the button
Years ago I remember it was a fantastic achievement to gain a number 1 single or break a record. Now, it seems anyone with a computer and a mobile phone can decide who tops the charts. I can just imagine Alexandra’s family including her love cheat Dad sat around the BT Home hub frantically downloading the single all day in order to boost sales.
This is some timely good news for alexandra, whose two timing husband stealing fetish hit the headlines yesterday. Especially since she has beaten Leona’s second achievement and also clouded over her kinky sex tape scandals.
Simon Cowell laughs all the way to the bank
It is though, Simon Cowell who will truly be singing Halleluiah. With a large slice of any royalties that the finalists make, he is laughing all the way to the bank, on top of his £30m a year deal with ITV for the factor. This year’s calls raked in over £4 million for the show headed by Cowell’s own Syco TV.
Leona Lewis is yesterday’s old mashed potatoes
Leona Lewis signed a five year deal and has so far earned over £6 million. But even Cowell has given signals he is bored with her and sees a short shelf life. He has vowed to make Alexandra burke a much bigger star than Leona. A source said “He (Cowell) thinks she can be an international star. He thinks she is better than Leona”, signalling a bitter feud is about to break out between the two x factor soul divas.
This is potentially part of another record, because if she hit’s the Christmas number 1 spot, Alexandra burke will be the first artist to have had two number 1’s in the space of a month. The other being the ‘Heroes’ charity single. But at least that was a real single rather than a cyberspace digital download.
Poor Leona. She has had massive success, five times platinum album sales and it looks like Mr. Cowell is about to leave her standing. Perhaps she should record a version of judy garland’s don’t rain on my parade as her next song choice.
Many x factor fans from northern Ireland have flooded our website with complaints that x factor promoters are charging an astonishing £31.50 to see the x factor live tour 2009.
So we’re exclusively revealing how you can see eoghan Quigg for free.
Go to your nearest Co Op, Sainsbury or TESCO.
Go to the fruit and vegetable aisle in the supermarket and pick up a potato. Draw a big grin on it with a felt tip pen and stick some ginger cat hair on the top.
This will be just like looking at the real thing and having your very own, lifelike eoghan Quigg for free.
Thousands of fans are lining up to be the first to see the x factor live tour which kicks off in February in Aberdeen. Taking in 25 shows across the country.
But promoters are expressing caution that ticket sales may be effected due to this year’s x factor being the most controversial series, laden with allegations of vote rigging, conspiracy by judges to promote their own protégés with the best song choices, and not least, the bitter rumours of sex tapes and drugs.
After one of the most exciting finales of recent years, Alexandra burke was crowned as this year’s winner, only to see her reign already marred by shock newspaper stories of infidelity and husband stealing.
The tickets are priced at £28.50 except northern Ireland where they are £31.50. One disgruntled girl from Belfast, Kylie Minogue (no relation to the squid headed sister of x factor judge Danii Minogue) told us “I spent around £72 on phone calls speed dial voting for Oeghan Quigg. It’s a rip off they are charging us more than the rest of the UK to see him”
I couldn’t agree more with Miss Kylie. £31.50 is a lot of money to see a chubby faced boy with a dead ginger cat on his head and a woman who cries at every opportunity and steals other people’s husbands. If I wanted to see that for free, I could take a walk to our local unemployment office any day of the week, especially on Fridays when they hand out the social fund giro cheques to all the pikeys, for their weekend booze and cigarette supplies.
Candy Warhol
“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”
Having basked in the glory of her x factor win, Alexandra burke has been exposed as a lying, cheating husband stealer. Not once, but twice!
Today, Maggie West spoke of how the scheming, love rat took her man when they were married and had a baby in the house! Another distraught woman Linda Brooks told how Burke sucked her husband Russell Brooks in and led him away, again ending in a broken marriage home and broken families.
Alexandra Burke x factor winner - Husband Theft #1
Alexandra Burke x factor winner - Husband Theft #2
Low level of family morality
Alexandra has been the toast of the nation since her victory yesterday. But any woman who becomes involved and steals with two married men, and cavorts herself on amateur kinky sex tapes, has serious self-esteem issues and a lack of moral fibre. We question not only her personal, but also her family’s morals. Her own father David broke their family home with an illicit affair, tearing her mother’s heart to pieces. A woman with sense, avoids married men and especially if she has already been bitten and wrecked a marriage before.
Alexandra Burke has low self worth
Thousands of x factor fans have been blitzing chat sites and forums condemning Burke and her penchant for other women’s men. Why should she feel the compelling need to get into a married man’s trousers? Is it her lack of self worth, is it because she was copying her father’s behaviour? The sickening sight of him giving a pre recorded message of support last night calling her his ‘Diamond girl’ infuriated fans when the newspapers hit the news stands this morning.
There are demands for her to be stripped of her title and I can’t blame them given the fact this girl seems to whip her knickers off as fast as Stevie Wonder would clear the room with a flamethrower.
Fans could not help see the irony in alex’s ‘mentor’ Cheryl Tramp Stamp Cole’s own failing relationship, with her husband Ashley Cole cheating on the least talented Girls Aloud member recently. Maybe that was the marvellous connection between Cole and Burke. Cole should guard her husband and his breacdh of marital trust like a hawk, in case alexandra has a hankering to make husband theft an accompanying career.
Hypocritical insults to women everywhere
If I were the seriel adultress Alex I would tone down the ‘evangelistic singing style’, with choirs in the background, singing lyrics of hallelujah and constantly mouthing ‘thank you God’ as it now comes across as having been contrite and thoroughly hypocritical. She insults women world wide by her actions and sheer effrontery. I’m just glad her nerve is not in my tooth.
I know we aren’t all saints and a lot of us have skeletons in our closet and there is always a risk of fame and fortune rattling them for all to hear. But ALEXANDRA BURKE has shown that although a talented singer, this amounts to nothing now that she has shown herself to be a double crossing, lying, mawkish, two timing husband stealer.
Maybe her next single should be a version of Hall and Oates’ classic song ‘Man eater’
Maybe her next single should be a version of Nelly Furtado’ classic song ‘Man eater
Maybe her next single should be a version of Panic! at the disco’ classic remake of the song Man eater
Candy Warhol - dishing it up to those who deserve it.
Coronations are fantastic affairs - three generations have not witnessed a real coronation as our marvellous Queen Elizabeth II has been reigning for 50 years. They are full of drama, elation and wonder.
The nearest the ordinary mortal can come to such a crowning, is through shows like Xfactor where an eventual winner is crowned king or Queen of our hearts and repetitive strain dialling fingers.
This year we salute the winner and what an unbelievable journey it has been.
Alexandra almost had an anxiety attack - it was more emotional and disjointed than the Oscars when Hale Berry almost wet herself pouring her heart out. She cried more when she saw her pictured on her new CD released on Monday. She showed guts, determination and performed like a real professional. Voice breaking mid song into tears, she made me cry again.
I love this girl. The defeated finalists including the two timing diana Vickers swamped the stage in group hugs and a love in, but Alexandra kept singing it out as if God himself had kissed her and given her voice. It was moving, marvellous, magical. She is an inspiration and a role model. She truly deserved the win.
Candy Warhol
“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”
x factor winner 2008 alexandra burke, has finally eclipsed her mother. What a better present to her mother than a duet with her mother, the sweet the sexy the sultry voice of Mellisa Burke.
look for the song or songs in 2009 on itune or wherever music is bought or downloaded for free.
Well the game is up. Danii Minogue told Alex Burke “Get ready for the red carpets and limos” and I agree with her. Alexandra Burke’s performance, whilst slow and a bit dirgie at the beginning, her performance burst into the most emotional and hair raising version of Silent Night you could imagine.
Beyonce, Leona Lewis and all the other black soul warblers must be quaking in their boots already. Even hard to please Mr. Grumpy Simon Cowell said she was outstanding.
The game must be up if the second song is as good as the first one. HOT NEWS - the live reporter from Alexandra’s fan HQ revealed that she WILL be singing a duet later in the show with beyonce…. So get your earplugs ready because the roof will be shouted down. My prediction is Mariah Scary’s “All I want for Christmas is you”. That will shatter glass. Alexandra Burke is truly a super star.
Creepy ex boyfriend D’andre West’s kinky sex tape has just increased in value.
Alexandra looked fabulous, sounded fabulous, acted fabulous. She is fabulously fabulous.
What is the point of beyonce? She is appearing now on the x factor final live and Dermott ants in the pants O’leary built her up into s near Godlike figure, saying ‘She is singing live’. Well you could tell it was live. (As opposed to the mime britney spears did on the LIVE show with womanizer)
She wore a golden leopard print dress with skin tight black rubber leggings. The sound was truly abyssmal as she sand that dirgy ‘If I was A Boy’ song which has been infuriating me all this past week on the radio. Surrounded by pulsating, guitar wielding escapees from the Mad Max movie, she warbles, howled and oh-oh-oh-wa-woah-woed her way through her performance.
This has to be one of the most talked up, hyped and pointless celebrities in the world. She can’t sing, she resembles one of those chocolate Lindt reindeer (and is about the same size) and her being on the x factor was nothing more than an attempt to boost Alexandra Burke.
was Alexandra Burke singing ‘You Are So Beautiful’ the defining moment of the x factor or was it just better than eoghan quigg and jls? I would say, it is not her defining moment, because with producers working on her, she will be very different in the future from this. Yes it was the new winning x factor star, but I don’t believe it was her defining moment. Not until her mom comes up on stage to give her a big hug.
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